So here's our lovely garden, all set for a summer of barbeques and long evenings sipping Pimms on the patio.......not.

I agree not every girl can boast a circular saw station on her lawn and there is the opportunity to relive those drunken student nights liberating traffic cones, although not so much of an edge when you have them to save the space for your skip out front. So the request to "make sure you cut the lawn honey" have mainly been superfluous